I rode the bus this morning (my friend Efrain was working on my truck). It's funny...every time I'm on a bus I end up feeling empathy for the bus driver. It's not easy wheeling a big beast around through Santa Cruz traffic. And pretty much every time I vow that I'm going to be nicer to the bus and taxi drivers the next time I'm in my truck.
That usually lasts about three and a half minutes before some bus driver or taxi driver does something absolutely ridiculous and I just want to ram them with my truck.
But I think I've come up with a solution....
I'm fairly passive/aggressive when I drive here, so I wouldn't actually have to use any of the guns (although a missile launcher would probably be too tempting to resist). It would just be all about intimidation...
Anyone know where I can pick up a few things for my truck?
That usually lasts about three and a half minutes before some bus driver or taxi driver does something absolutely ridiculous and I just want to ram them with my truck.
But I think I've come up with a solution....
I'm fairly passive/aggressive when I drive here, so I wouldn't actually have to use any of the guns (although a missile launcher would probably be too tempting to resist). It would just be all about intimidation...
Anyone know where I can pick up a few things for my truck?
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Wow. That's awesome! I gotta get me one of those.
If the stuff doesn't actually have to work, you could probably get stuff from a scrap yard, attach it to your truck, and paint it up to look more authentic. Hmm...
I know...cool eh? =)
Can I drive? :P
Kick in a few grand and the keys are all yours... =)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You haven't changed one little bit in 17 years.
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